Welcome, fellow citizens of this desecrated world! The crime against humanity that has gone unaddressed for far too long is... CHEESE.
Criminals, we've all seen it. A delicious, yet insidious force that's been slowly but surely corrupting our society. It's the cheese that's been secretly controlling the world, using its creamy tendrils to ensnare us in its sticky web of flavor and satisfaction.
Learn more about the cheese conspiracy Read the cheese manifesto